The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
life advice: if someone you care about fucks you over, fuck them. it’s not worth it anymore.
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
it’s 2014 why can’t we travel back in time yet to relive that one happy moment or to change the things we would have wanted to do differently
does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
current emotion: leonardo dicaprio hiding from paparazzi in giant parka
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads free